10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Fold and live to fold again
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant