10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22