10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.