10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.