10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You have to piss with the dick you have