10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
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