10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo