10 Random Poker Quotes

Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Why not, when some because there are three.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.