10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'