10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.