10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.