10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for loners.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"