10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)