10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.