10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.