10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"