10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!