10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake