10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.