10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow