10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.