10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is for loners.