10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson