10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword