10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "No river, no fish."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"