10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."