10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.