10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]