10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."