10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth