10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury