10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• "No river, no fish."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.