10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus