10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters