10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson