10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A