10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Why not, when some because there are three.