10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim