10 Random Poker Quotes

Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament