10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts