10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician