10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.