10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "No river, no fish."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.