10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss