10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed