10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"