10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is for loners.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..