10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.