10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves