10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak